I hope this letter finds you in good health. Writing it finds me recovering from a seizure, or a stroke, or some other severe malady. You see, I found myself, just the other day, attempting to read the newest installment in your epic tale of woe, conquest and hot bitches only to collapse in to an uncontrollable heap of spasms. When I recovered, some time later, I realized that in attempting to take in your composition the severe color contrast caused my brain to annurism and my heart to beat without rhythm or purpose.
It occurred to me that others might suffer a similar plight as my own and so, I am writing to offer you this piece of advice; while I understand your desire to differentiate between two perspectives, it might be a equally viable and considerably more aesthetically pleasing solution to, instead of using contrasting colors, simply italicize those parts.
Your friend,
Beff "The Pole" Pike
