“Atten-hut, Captain’s on the deck!” announced the marine.
“At ease,” replied the man, throwing a half-casual salute at the marine, “As you can see here, Mr. Jha’frey, this is a fine warship. Have no doubt that we will be able to safely covney you back to Regalum II.”
“Regalum III, captain,” corrected the Bothan, “I do hope that your navigator has the correct name.”
Captain Aspholme blushed, “I am sure that he does; High Command directly sent my command crew the briefing.”
The Bothan’s fur rippled, “High Command gives the precise orders of your ship, and you merely enforce them?”
“Ah, well, not normally,” explained the red-haired man, “They just said that this case is particularly urgent; particularly important.”
The Bothan nodded. “Indeed it is, both for my people, and for yours. The Grand Admiral has gone too far this time with his blockade.”
Captain Jim Asphome bit back a smile. This is the worse paper-blockade ever. Some impertinent pirate leader had managed to gather a sizeable fleet of modified yachts, detoriated freighters, light warships, and scrounged up a bulk cruiser to continually harass Regalum III, and he calls himself a Grand Admiral. Yet then again, perhaps he has the right to if he can keep Sephaciss Corp’s homeworld under blockade for what was it? Five months? Not bad, I suppose. You’d think that a corporate world would have the defences or monies to deal with a bunch of outlaws though. Wonder why they haven’t…
“Ah…indeed… he will be punished mercifully…” stated the man.
“You mean she,” corrected the alien again, “did you read your briefing captain? I am beginning to have serious doubts in your abilities as a Confederate officer. No, in this task force if your performance is anything to show by.”
“And I in yours,” bit back Jim, “what kind of CEO needs to come to Brandenburg to bail out his company’s world from a gang of ragtag low-lifes? Frankly, sending out a star destroyer and a small group of escorts is a work beneath us, and certainly too much for their kind of scum. Like using a hammer against a piece of bread…”
The Bothan raised a bushy eye. “A piece of bread?”
“You know what you mean…”
“I think that I shall retire to my quarters,” informed the CEO, “please send someone to come get me when we’re about to arrive at my homeworld.”
Jim bobbed his head up and down. “I’ll be sure to remember that if nothing else.”
“Good.”
“Good.”
The Bothan rose a foot to advance on Jim at that latest remark, but halted midstep. Abruptly, the alien pivoted a hundred eighty degrees and stomped out of the bridge. The blastdoors had barely shut behind the CEO when the bridge crew broke out in murmurs. A long-necked repitilian alien stealthily snuck up behind the Captain.
“What is this, sir?”
Jim spun about on his heels, half-bemused, “Ah…Tresk…Some personalities can be difficult to get along with at times. Let me tell you my friend, those Bothans can be catty as hell.”
The Kon’me lowered his face downwards, which Aspholme had learned was the Kon’me gesture for questioning. Jim sighed.
“This guy…this CEO has been all up in my face about performance and efficiency since he’s been onboard. Uptight more than Lira’s undies-”
“Hey now,” interjected a woman, “how would you know what my underwear is like?”
“You have not mated with this one yet?” asked Tresk.
Jim blushed. “Not exactly…”
“Have you been looking over the security feeds in my quarters?” asked Lira.
“There are no holo-cams in anyone’s quarters,” lied the captain, “invasion of privacy and all.”
“What about those-” started the alien.
“-about the dinner we were going to have tonight,” finished Jim, “I almost forgot about it. I’m afraid I’m going to have to hold off on showing you the delicacies of Audacian cuisine. As much as I hate to admit it, I should probably go over the briefing again.”
“As if we’ll need it,” replied the woman, rising from the tactical station, “from what I’ve read, they’re pretty bad outnumber. They’re probably more likely to run than fight if they see us approach. The Foudroyant alone is nearly twice the size of their biggest ship and probably packs around twice as much firepower as their entire fleet…”
“One never knows…one never knows,” replied Jim, “this Grand Admiral may end up being quite a pain for me. My father was a military troubleshooter of sorts; worked for all sorts of people, and he always said what seemed to be simple cases always ended up being a pain in the rear.”
The Kon’me nodded. “Ah, no worries then my friend. I was just going to the medbay to get some painkillers…”
“Ah, not that kind of pain,” explained Lira, “it’s called a figure of speech. Some day, you might understand half of what the Captain here does and doesn’t say…”