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1  8:56pm 14/05/08        
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HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_on_fe_st/odd_britain_vader_raider;_ylt=AusB2pU_tYzYmiKjCkSsdfntiBIF


- gotta love the UK.
2  9:02pm 14/05/08        
Confederation Admiral
ROFL

Ah...that makes my day....
3  12:05am 15/05/08        
Bounty Hunter
How can they be shocked?

Islam vs Judiasm = old news.

The new trend = Jedi Church vs Sith Oligarchy
4  1:42am 15/05/08        
Vance Jas; Sith Lord
Hehe. He should have brought in his Stormtrooper legion. :P That what Vader gets for doing his own dirty work...
5  2:55pm 16/05/08        
Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
HAHAHAH I am moving to Wales.



His Holiness the ArchBishop Telan

Does that roll off the tongue?
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6  6:55pm 16/05/08        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
From now on, I'm listing my religion as Jedi.

In a thousand years I want followers of the Sith and Jedi fighting over Jerusalem, having absolutely no idea that their faiths came from a couple old stories told mostly for fun in the distant past. It'll be just like today, only with lasers and funnier names.
7  1:13pm 17/05/08        
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If I join these Jedi, I'd better get a lightsaber. What do you think the registration payments would be for something like that?
8  2:35pm 21/05/08        
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Hahahaha

Wow.
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9  3:54pm 21/05/08        
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lol...those crazy foreigners!...oh wait--


Actually for the record, I am one of those 390,000 who listed Jedi as their religon on the last census.