Day in, day out: Same old thing. Datacards, and whatnot from the Order filed in too fast of a rate, And the Elder Sith Lord couldn't take much more of the "paperwork" nonsense. A Sith had better things do to than busy work for an Order. Luckily, now most of the paperwork, the fleet and planetary workings, were now in the hands of New Order representatives. Yay.
Coruscant was a decent vacationing spot, but not the ideal one. He had places to be in a weeks time, Coruscant only being a minor stop off. Halfway through his minor vacation, Snack stopped at a local shop that had a holonet viewer. "Coruscant Daily" was currently showing a news clip, one that caught the Sith's attention.
"Wanted: A mysterious man armed with a lightsaber has been reeking havoc here on Coruscant.He has already been identified for countless slaughters and is expected to cause more. He must be stopped! Any information on this man would be very helpful in the arrest and persecution of this highly dangerous foe."
A picture of Snack appeared next on the screen, his hood down, eyes dark and burning, a scowl on his face. Definitely not his good side. His hair was horrid at the time of the picture; dark strands just hanging down the front of his face. Least they could have done was notify Snack before they took the picture. And they wonder why Sith are evil. They make them evil!
Screams from pedestrians don't help either. The crowd that had gathered to watch this news feed all turned towards Snack and screamed upon seeing the picture. They all fled and ran for their lives. Wussies.
"I need a drink."
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In the darkest place he could find in the local pub, Snack sat drinking his Alderaan Ale. It was his favorite one he hasn't had the chance of drinking for a while. Nothing was out of the ordinary here, and no one seemed to recognize him. There was another Force presence there, one that was alerted. They had probably felt Snack a long time ago, and was just on edge just incase the Sith were to try something funny. Naw... all he wanted was a peaceful drink.
"Hey you!" A voice cried out. Snack looked up in time to see a bottle full of liquid hit his table. It exploded in a ball of fire, covering the table in flames. Snack's drink now no more. Frelling idiot. He wanted to finish his own drink!
In an instant Snack was up, the flaming table tipped over on his side, and a teal lightsaber powered up from Snack's right hand.
"Whoever just did that has made the biggest mistake of their lives, for they have no idea who they have started something with," Snack's voice was dark and menacing.