Easily among the most powerful of tales to grace TRF.
Cheers!
(I'm not sure if there is already a thread to this effect somewhere but given the caliber of the writing, I'd guess so. Regardless, rock on!)

[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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