"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.
"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
The Rebel Faction » Forums » General Discussion » Rebel Cafe » Happy Birthday, Kraker
He only watches soccer for the riots
Happy Birthday, Mr. Zip-O-Matic-Man.
Nothingness
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Kraken. Happy birthday too you.
Into doom we fight, but in glory we die
Confederation Admiral
Happy Birthday Kraken.
Approached By The Union
Eat alot of caek; always remind people its your birthday and expect presents. It is your birthday after all. 
Bounty Hunter
Caek and Pi for Kraker.
Jedi Masterwan ... ... Shaken, Not Stirred
I've yet to memorize many digits of caek, but here's 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
*gag me*
*gag me*
Bananas