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1  1:23am 28/07/07        
He only watches soccer for the riots
This site has the funniest shit I've ever read on it. Read everything, it's great.

http://maddox.xmission.com/
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
 
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.

"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
2  2:05am 28/07/07        
Intergalactic "Hide and Seek" Champion
You should read his book.
3  2:07am 28/07/07        
Fat Rooster
Wasn't this one of Gash's favorite sites?
4  4:48pm 28/07/07        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Welcome to the year 2000, Kach.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
5  4:53pm 28/07/07        
He only watches soccer for the riots
I've ordered his book of Amazon, Brutus, and am I ever looking forward to it.
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
 
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.

"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
6  8:22pm 28/07/07        
Bounty Hunter
Nostalgia is a bitch.
7  9:32pm 28/07/07        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Forgot all about that site.
8  2:30am 29/07/07        
fuck that duck
There were no asses on that site at all.

FALSE ADVERTISING! I'm reporting you...
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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