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1  1:51am 01/02/07        
Back with a Vengeance
It is almost that time of the year again!

The one day that I love and hate so much. I just love to see everyone so happy. And my pre-holiday depression has already settled in. :(
2  1:54am 01/02/07        
The Slothful Padawan
Go Capitalism!
3  3:03am 01/02/07        
Bounty Hunter
Hurrah for Hallmark!
4  3:08am 01/02/07        
fuck that duck
Pre-holiday depressions implies there's some kind of holiday to be celebrated... Hallmark celebrating their highest quarter of the year does not qualify.
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-Mitch Hedberg
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5  3:34am 01/02/07        
Remember You Must Die
Good ole' St. Valentine. What did he do again?
6  3:36am 01/02/07        
The Slothful Padawan
Die.
7  3:37am 01/02/07        
Remember You Must Die
But what would you give me if I did?
8  3:44am 01/02/07        
The Slothful Padawan
An epitaph that said 'I wanted to do like Valentine did.'
9  3:45am 01/02/07        
Remember You Must Die
Deal!

Sucker! I woulda settled for a Big Mac, a hefty bag, and a shallow grave.
10  3:47am 01/02/07        
Becomes A TNO Agent
The duck speaks truth.

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