Oh no, I just use a very simple formula to write all my PTs.
Step 1: Make a short, mildly boring introduction
Step 2: When no-one's looking, insert the following sentence right after the intro:
And they were teh very, very, very, very, very, very...(5000 "very"s later) awesomest at things and stuff. TEH END.
Step 3: Claim planet in this thread.