Death to all who oppose the Emperor!!!
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The Emperor
I lit one of those big plastic pipes on fire, and a lot of smoke came out, does that count?
Bounty Hunter
Did you smoke it?
I'm guessing yes.
I'm guessing yes.
The Emperor
No, but my friend wasnt as lucky.
Death to all who oppose the Emperor!!!
Bounty Hunter
And does this "friend" of yours live inside your head?
Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
Beff won't join the military - he doesn't need to. He's a great general's concubine - me!!!
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The Emperor
Beff Pike:
And does this "friend" of yours live inside your head?
NO!!! he's far too fat for that. He is one of my real friends. My voices don't do stupid things, they tell me to do stupid things. Like get on this Thing you have here.
Death to all who oppose the Emperor!!!
Bounty Hunter
He's a great general's concubine
NO!!! he's far too fat for that.
omg?
The Emperor
:yuck
Death to all who oppose the Emperor!!!
Bounty Hunter
Were you the fellow looking for a Master?
Sith-wise?
Sith-wise?
The Emperor
Yes, and still am.
Death to all who oppose the Emperor!!!