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Demosthenes X
71  9:34pm 21/10/05        
fuck that duck
Bart: Dang, them derringers are weak.
Nelson: POWERFUL weak.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Beff Pike
72  9:47pm 21/10/05        
Bounty Hunter
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak to a Mr.Snotball, first name You're-A

Moe: You're a Snotball?

Homer: What?! How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran.

Lisa: Good one dad.
Zark Ekan
73  11:28pm 21/10/05        
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
God Telan...

They are never going to fucking believe you're straight.
Beff Pike
74  12:17am 22/10/05        
Bounty Hunter
They?
Irtar Mal'Gro
75  12:24am 22/10/05        
The Slothful Padawan
The US Army.

Dumkoff.
Beff Pike
76  12:30am 22/10/05        
Bounty Hunter
They can't ask.

Don't ask, don't tell.

The Greeks understood, long ago, the strength of a sexually liberated army.

Fag.
Vance Jas
77  12:07pm 22/10/05        
Vance Jas; Sith Lord
But when soldiers complain about the barrack decore... something's up.

Namely the need for a fashion make over! Make those grunts feel more homely.
Beff Pike
78  8:01pm 22/10/05        
Bounty Hunter
At home? Or do you want the gay GI's to feel ugly?
Recon Klain
79  6:40pm 23/10/05        
Sith Master
vance knows all about the idea of 'serve and protect' and he's gay... just ask him.
Beff Pike
80  7:13pm 23/10/05        
Bounty Hunter
Two kinds of dumb.

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