Wait, wait... what if you write with a sword?
Connery: I'll take Swords for five hundred Alex
Alex: That's... S Words... Mr Connery.

[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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