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Vance Jas; Sith Lord
...I don't know what we're talking about! *laughs*
Azaka
Lucky..
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Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
Indeed.
A Polish soldier is standing in the middle of the woods. On either side he hears a scream and turns left. There running at him is the grizzled face of a German Frontsoldaten, field grey uniform encrusted with the dirt of a long, hard campaign. He dons a coal scuttle helmet and has the m98-K in his hands. The Pole turns right and sees the brown-uniformed frontoviki of the Red Army, Psshk in his hands and he too is running at him. The Pole has only one bullet but must shoot one of his two enemies. Who does he shoot?
The German - business before pleasure
A Polish soldier is standing in the middle of the woods. On either side he hears a scream and turns left. There running at him is the grizzled face of a German Frontsoldaten, field grey uniform encrusted with the dirt of a long, hard campaign. He dons a coal scuttle helmet and has the m98-K in his hands. The Pole turns right and sees the brown-uniformed frontoviki of the Red Army, Psshk in his hands and he too is running at him. The Pole has only one bullet but must shoot one of his two enemies. Who does he shoot?
The German - business before pleasure
[size=1]Requiem en Terra Pax[/size]
Sith Master
i just leave my porn tapes on my desk. so i guess its not really 'hidden'.
Azaka
It's only hidden if someone lives with you. Otherwise, it's just out of site.
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Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
otaku - were you at Otakon???
[size=1]Requiem en Terra Pax[/size]
Azaka
No...Sakura Con, Seattle!!!
YAY!
Otaku list-
1) Otaku over 30. Fat, smells, has really long or really short hair. Has given up all biological functions such as reproduction in order to further advance the Star Trek fan base.
2) Otaku under 30. Just likes comics, games, and anime. Commonly geek, gothic, or a lesser-popular socialite.
3)Other.
(I'm not #1 or #3, just to say...)
YAY!
Otaku list-
1) Otaku over 30. Fat, smells, has really long or really short hair. Has given up all biological functions such as reproduction in order to further advance the Star Trek fan base.
2) Otaku under 30. Just likes comics, games, and anime. Commonly geek, gothic, or a lesser-popular socialite.
3)Other.
(I'm not #1 or #3, just to say...)
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