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51  7:38pm 20/10/05        
Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
Sounds about right.

But I speak with a more German accent. But I HAVE mastered the th sound.
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52  7:39pm 20/10/05        
Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
*I yield the floor to my honourable opponent from the Adult Video Store...
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53  7:42pm 20/10/05        
Bounty Hunter
Sell all my oil stocks.

Buy into Condoms. Lot's of condoms.
54  7:46pm 20/10/05        
Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
If you are buying condoms, I will buy stock in lube - they go hand in hand.



***double pun****
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55  8:06pm 20/10/05        
it won't give up it wants me dead // goddamn this noise inside my head
*looks around* Irtar? Condom? Together? OooooOOooOOoooOOOOOoooo... ;]
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56  8:09pm 20/10/05        
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how do u become a SITH!!!
57  8:11pm 20/10/05        
Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
Buy stock in condoms, grow horns, learn how to wield and lightsabre and swear unyielding fealty to the His Majesty the Emperor Hyfe
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58  12:40am 21/10/05        
fuck that duck
New from ZYBATSO PHARMACUTICAL!

The lightsaber cover - keep your lightsaber blade on all night without the nasty side-effects of finding limbs missing in the morning. Let the reassuring buzz of a deadly weapon lull you into a false sense of security.



Just stretch it over the blade for guaranteed protection!*

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-Mitch Hedberg
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59  12:55am 21/10/05        
The Slothful Padawan
....How? How did she come to like me? I throw explosive materials at her and it only increased her lust?

Hrm... I like you Aretsuya! And I've no desire to throw dangerous chemicals on you!
60  1:02am 21/10/05        
Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
This thread has become so twisted.



DEMOS - - that was positively hilarious.
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