No, no, Tacita, you're wrong. Haven't you heard? All music touched by a record contract immediately becomes evil, wrong, perverse, and most of all, bubblegum.
Only the chosen few, those cornerstones of society, those intellectual elite, who number themselves among the fans of UNDERGROUND METAL possess the mental capacity to appreciate the deep, complex beauty of this form of music.
The rest of us are just idiots, walking into walls and @#%$ like that. All we want is to pacify ourselves with our delightfully mindless music, because we are pawns of corporate America.
After all, where would we be without metal fans? Think about all of the essential contributions to human society metal fans have made! It's obvious that only they truly understand great art.
I can't believe I didn't see it sooner.