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It's hardly a novel, but I've been picking through George Carlin's, "When will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?"I read his "Napalm and Silly Putty" a while back. Funny stuff...
It's been funny. Eh, it has some recycled material, but is well worth reading if only to kill a few minutes at a time.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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