Besides, how else then would we get to read about a pizza guy being held up by Darth Vader? I found the article quite amusing, it may be an inspiration for one of my future antics.
Funny how the incident occurred in Florida. Everything happens in Florida these days, they're always in the news.
And they shouldn't be afraid of the Dark Side. If it really *is* so powerful, then why didnt Darth Vader use it to make his own damn pizzas and counterfeit money?