The Rebel Faction

>Examine large picture window on the far north side

Peering from across this distance, all you can tell is that it is one big window.

>Go over to the piece of furniture not covered

You walk over to the only uncovered piece of furniture in the room. You notice a great deal of wear on the back, as if someone had viciously attacked the sofa with a bat, or ... a flashlight. You quickly cover the sofa up with its sheet.

>Pluck a random book from said shelves.

You move over to the closest bookshelf, and pick up an interesting looking leather-bound volume. You browse for awhile, before putting it back. While a title of 'How to Serve Man' sounded interesting (like some of that charity you did now and then) inside it looked more like a compilation of recipes. How utterly boring.

>Hump the sofa

OOC: No, it will be really fun to watch all the stuff that people say.

>Here a noise, look up and stop humping the sofa.

>Moon the thing making the noise.

>Jump on the sofa, flap your arms around, squak like a Raven, then yell out loud, "Nevermore!"

You debate about acting silly, but on second thought, you figure you might as well get on with the exploration of this haunted house. Remembering that the house is haunted brings shivers up and down your spine.

>Hump the sofa

Humping the sofa would hurt, and you really don't want to deal with some lazy boys. You hear a noise to the north.

>Moon the thing making the noise.

You drop your pants, and stick your gluttonous maximum in a northern direction. A sudden pain prompts you to jump up squealing.