It's been piX2

[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Samantha Koortyn:
You know we don't like gay people in our military right? (And by "we" I mean "the idiots in charge".)
Good luck.
Telan Desaria:
Actually, yes. The Armies/Armed Services of Russia, China, Holland, Belgium, and Britain at a glance will not discharge a soldier/officer for being gay.
Telan Desaria:
Ah - and from here on out, Im not gay. I am straight and have a girlfriend. Understood - if any of you are asked about me.