I hope you have a good pair of knee pads, boy. >D
That's what your mom said to your dad, too.
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Vance Jas; Sith Lord
That's what your mom said to your dad, too.
Imperial Baron-Admiral<br><i>I am more honourable than thou!</i>
Wilkommen - welcome to TRF.
Any Empire-related questions, feel free to contact me
Any Empire-related questions, feel free to contact me
[size=1]Requiem en Terra Pax[/size]
The Slothful Padawan
Good work Ahnk. Muh ha ha ha!
Vance Jas; Sith Lord
...Irtar. For all you know, you could be the fluffer's fluffer. Shut up.
Commonwealth Patriot<br>Get your damn hands off me,<br>you filthy Kuati drunk!
NVM
Vance Jas; Sith Lord
I don't think he was saying your name, Wilkar...
Dis aliter visum. <br>IQ Rating: 140
I like babies with a good hot sauce.
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I train penguins for a living....
Ah... This is the only place I've been welcomed with the talk of eating dead babies...
Before I studied the art, a punch was just a punch, a
kick was just a kick. After I studied the art, a punch
was no longer a punch, a kick no longer a kick. Now
that I understand the art, a punch is just a punch, a
kick is just a kick."~ Bruce Lee
kick was just a kick. After I studied the art, a punch
was no longer a punch, a kick no longer a kick. Now
that I understand the art, a punch is just a punch, a
kick is just a kick."~ Bruce Lee
"And what exactly is wrong with the name Thumper?"
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Also, best penis joke ever (from this article):
quote...
Heisenberg's day of horror would come in the fall of 1922. He was performing his atomic experiments (while heavily intoxicated, as is the way among German scientists) and he noticed that it was difficult to measure exactly where the subatomic particles were going and how they were interacting with other particles, because they're so tiny that the enormous microscope he used to view the particles (called a "Mondoscope") would knock them off course when he turned the light on. It seemed like a minor problem, and he certainly didn't realize that all of reality had just come undone before his eyes. He would find out soon enough.
"Hans!" shouted Heisenberg to his young apprentice, Hans Schmeisel. "I cannot measure the movement of the subatomic particles, because when I flip the switch on the Mondoscope the machine itself throws them off their natural course!"
Schmeisel looked at the Mondoscope, then at Heisenberg, then at a printout of the results scrolling out of one of their gigantic diesel-powered computers.
The apprentice began screaming.
"What is it?" demanded Heisenberg, clutching the shrieking young man by the lapel. "You are screaming like a woman! Remember your penis!"
Also, best penis joke ever (from this article):
quote...
Heisenberg's day of horror would come in the fall of 1922. He was performing his atomic experiments (while heavily intoxicated, as is the way among German scientists) and he noticed that it was difficult to measure exactly where the subatomic particles were going and how they were interacting with other particles, because they're so tiny that the enormous microscope he used to view the particles (called a "Mondoscope") would knock them off course when he turned the light on. It seemed like a minor problem, and he certainly didn't realize that all of reality had just come undone before his eyes. He would find out soon enough.
"Hans!" shouted Heisenberg to his young apprentice, Hans Schmeisel. "I cannot measure the movement of the subatomic particles, because when I flip the switch on the Mondoscope the machine itself throws them off their natural course!"
Schmeisel looked at the Mondoscope, then at Heisenberg, then at a printout of the results scrolling out of one of their gigantic diesel-powered computers.
The apprentice began screaming.
"What is it?" demanded Heisenberg, clutching the shrieking young man by the lapel. "You are screaming like a woman! Remember your penis!"
Single and NOT loving it...
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