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31 12:40pm 22/06/05

Where did I go right?

Vash:
Hey shaddit cas. We all can't be bajillionares. Who live in castles.

WIth archers.

I know-That's why I'll still be getting laid whilst you lot are at home creaming your boners and dreaming of the glory day when you actually took the shrink-wrap of your cocks that ain't been used since.

Guess I'm just lucky.

DolashXP

32 2:06pm 22/06/05

Return of the King of the Cafe!

Canada has subs we bought from britain. None of them work. Our Edmunton Mall, however - the biggest mall on the face of the earth - has three that work fine.

...

So, yeah, we've got our priorities straight.

Grand Admiral Cas

33 2:21pm 22/06/05

Where did I go right?

You're not dis-respecting our brilliant subs are you?

Demosthenes X

34 4:05pm 22/06/05

fuck that duck

Actually, Dolash, there's some mall in China that's bigger than WestEd. But it's in three different buildings or something, so now WestEd. is the biggest mall in the world under one roof.

Go figure.

[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Daemon Hyfe

35 8:22pm 22/06/05