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With Pure Awesome
Pants are for sissies. Real men don't wear them.

Moron Magnet
Nor underwear for that matter.


Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
actually Grevious, Lester is the norm in my family... everyone else is just as messed up as him..
well, except me and my parents, we're only normal ones in the clan
well, except me and my parents, we're only normal ones in the clan

paranoia paranoia everybody's coming to get me...
Did anyone else thing "Strange Brew" when they read that article?
And Damalis, for serious, a book about Lester we demand!
And Damalis, for serious, a book about Lester we demand!
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Moron Magnet
I'm shocked that guy didn't die from alcohol poisoning... Cuz thats a lot of beer to drink on an empty stomach. o.O

The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
I can't drink more than 10 or so in a few hours. Granted I'm a small guy, but I have a pretty average alcohol tolerance. What kind of time period was this over?

Bounty Hunter
I drink Antifreeze. I pee blue, not that I can see it.


fuck that duck
I'm a devout Christian and a drop of alcohal has never touched my lips.
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-Mitch Hedberg
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Bounty Hunter
But my spermatoza has. Explain that...


fuck that duck
I don't know how to respond to that, so I'll pretend I don't know what you're talking about.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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