Should'a used a white, angst-ridden, political loudmouth. That would'a been okay. But this... this is an affront to Sell-Out Americana!Go fuck yourself, Beff.

Should'a used a white, angst-ridden, political loudmouth. That would'a been okay. But this... this is an affront to Sell-Out Americana!Go fuck yourself, Beff.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Do you have my phone number? I want to be gay with you. Yes, I do.