I THINK THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE SARCASM.
Soloution: Stay single until robotic house-keepers are cheap and effective.
And then @#%$ the robot house-keeper?
They make vacuum's with two handles these days? Boy, I missed that commercial...
Terrible.
1. If the woman starts vacuuming while the man is clearly trying to watch or listen to something, he's already lost that battle, even if he does get up to help. Women can be @#%$ that way, and should just tell their men something is wrong instead of playing mind games.
I don't play mindgames. I just break up with them or sit around being a bitter communist and wait for them to break up with me.
2. Vacuuming only gets done once per week in my house, and I am not the one who does it.
Hear the whip crack!
3. Yes, I am female.
Horny internet wankers everywhere rejoice.
I wouldn't think of it as loosing the battle, merely being oblivious to the fact that there even is a battle.
If you're this painfully anal with women, Kas, it would certainly explain one or two things.
Yes. Can't solve the problem if you don't know what it is.
Yes you can. Buy them something. Works like a charm because all women are materialistic.
O GAHS U SHUDNT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF
Yes, that is why you lost it. You are supposed to be psychic and know what is bothering us. Because we always know when something is bothering you. That is how women think.
I have never met a woman with even the slightest inkling of what is bothering me. That is because I'm always thinking about high-minded socio-political issues and being very intense and serious about it.
To wives:
If you are pissed at a RPer here;
PM me contact info.
-Ahnk
If I believed in God, I would ask him to kill you.
