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301  1:14am 22/11/05        
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
One sunny day I was riding my bike
And smoking a joint cause thats what I like
A policeman stopped me and began to stare
And he said 'Hey sonny what you smoking there?'

I said 'Its a reefer day you want some policeman?
Its a reefer day you want a blast?
Its a reefer day you want some policeman?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?'

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike
And he took my reefer which he quite liked
We got to the station and his eyes were all red
And the seargent said 'Constable, you're out of your head!'

And he said 'Yeah!
Its a reefer day you want some seargent?
Its a reefer day you want a blast?
Its a reefer day you want some seargent?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?'

Well he suspended the constable for his little joke
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke
When he got back I had rolled another eight
And they were being passed around every copper in the place

Well I sold them to aunties and one sixteenth
And they rolled the biggest joint the world has ever seen
And they all sang together:
'Its a reefer day you want some mindless?
Its a reefer day you want a blast?
Its a reefer day you want some mindless?
Thanks for your company and thanks for your grass!'
302  1:34am 22/11/05        
He only watches soccer for the riots
This is a poem of mine...

There once was a man named Saddam,
George thought he had a Nuclear bomb,
So he started a war few nations were for,
and now it's the next Vietnam!
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
 
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.

"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
303  2:01am 22/11/05        
Vance Jas; Sith Lord
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304  4:44am 22/11/05        
Bounty Hunter
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305  7:43pm 22/11/05        
Azaka
.......Vietnam, he he he...
Resident Spammer: feel free to torture, maim or simply ignore.
306  7:49pm 22/11/05        
Bounty Hunter
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307  8:15pm 22/11/05        
Azaka
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Resident Spammer: feel free to torture, maim or simply ignore.
308  11:20pm 22/11/05        
Not What He Seems
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309  12:51am 23/11/05        
Bounty Hunter
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310  3:35am 23/11/05        
Back with a Vengeance
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