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21  5:56pm 24/04/06        
Bloodthirster
....Dump her?
22  5:59pm 24/04/06        
The Slothful Padawan
*ZEUS SMOTE!* Anyone else want some?

And if she's really into that SIM crap you could always be one of those poor bastards who pay for the SIMs Online and cover her charge. But I don't even know if it exists anymore.
23  6:48pm 24/04/06        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
That would never happen. I'll buy her a game but I'm not willing to pay a monthly for even myself, much less myself and another.
24  8:21pm 24/04/06        
Bounty Hunter
Porn. You should surf porn together. Two heads are better then one, or three... heh... You could come up with a free-porn archive to rival StileProject or SublimeDirectory... Imagine the cash you could pull in from those ad clicks...

Yeah. And stuff.
25  10:29pm 24/04/06        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
We did once have an idea for a porn website called ... it was an interesting premise which I think you could probably deduce on your own...

She also recently had an idea for making a myspace "music" page featuring nothing but recorded sex noises. We've yet to come up with a band name; suggestions are welcome.
26  10:54pm 24/04/06        
Banned
http://games.activision.com/games/wolfenstein/
Former Swoop Racer<br>Fallen Jedi Knight<br>Tetan Chancellor
27  11:08pm 24/04/06        
Bounty Hunter
Fuck Master Fuck and the Furious Fucks?

FMFF for short. Sort of like the sound you make when you're head is stuck between someones legs, clamped like a vice.
28  11:12pm 24/04/06        
Bloodthirster
Tony Flow & The Miracuously Majestic Masters of Mayhem? Oh wait...
29  11:21pm 24/04/06        
The Slothful Padawan
'The True Chrisitian Experience'
30  11:30pm 24/04/06        
Bloodthirster
Mr. Do Gooder:
'The True Chrisitian Experience'

I can imagine parents picking that up for their children, only to find the first song is composed entirely of a girl screaming "OH GOD YES FUCK ME!"

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