Thanks, guys. I actually got my ADSL fixed yesterday afternoon, and shortly afterwards my cellphone miraculously started working again of its own accord as well. As for my deafness ... eh. The doctor refuses to believe I'm still having problems, but I spent a good long while (literally) punching and stabbing at my ear, and since then have regained some of my hearing. Hooray crudeness.
As far as topless women are concerned, just go to a strip club. I'm sure those would end up cheaper than concerts with ear plugs. ¬_¬
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// positive voice negative pills everyone everything
// a fever a fever now you can see remind me
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