Gotta love that quick reply.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Gotta love that quick reply.
Gotta love that quick reply.
Internaut
It was incredibly popular when I installed it first on ezBoard. It's even better here.
When asked about WMD and Iraq, the White House representative cleared his throat and looked nervious, then said, "Well, Chuck Norris did visit once for a vacation..."
When asked about WMD and Iraq, the White House representative cleared his throat and looked nervious, then said, "Well, Chuck Norris did visit once for a vacation..."
He only watches soccer for the riots
I never tried it, so I will now...
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.
"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
He only watches soccer for the riots
Wow, it does work and very nicely.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.
"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
Internaut
Kach Thorton:*chokes*
I never tried it, so I will now...
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
That's the best one yet!
Commonwealth Patriot<br>Get your damn hands off me,<br>you filthy Kuati drunk!
If Chuch Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Servant of the Cree'Ar Dominion
Chuch Norris counted to infinity - twice.