[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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fuck that duck
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request."

The Slothful Padawan
That means no to you simple sailors out there


Return of the King of the Cafe!
Have you tried leaving a decoy airconditioner, and tape to it a note explaining your situation and asking the thief to please respect your whishes and go rob someone else's air conditioner? Slightly more advanced and less mock-worthy.

Kneel Before Zod!
I can't write it in spanish, Dolash.
lol...
lol...

The Slothful Padawan
It's simple...
'Eh Lopez, no stealin' my stuff guy! Or I stab you with a taco!'
(All racial humor said by Irtar in now way reflects the views or opinions of TRF. That's right, I come with a Disclaimer! Muh ha ha ha!
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'Eh Lopez, no stealin' my stuff guy! Or I stab you with a taco!'
(All racial humor said by Irtar in now way reflects the views or opinions of TRF. That's right, I come with a Disclaimer! Muh ha ha ha!


Blink If You Can Hear Me
Is that a racist joke from Omnae?
Wow. They've really pushed him off the deep end.
Wow. They've really pushed him off the deep end.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

Back with a Vengeance
After you install your air conditioner, plant a proximity or trip mine next to it, and then make sure to not mow that area of your lawn.

fuck that duck
You're ideas get steadily worse...
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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The Slothful Padawan
I say we just put Kraker in front of the thing. Then NO ONE will want to come close enough to steal it


Sith Master
how about getting a central a/c, instead of the window unit?