Basically he told me after tech school, training, etc. I'll be spending 1/4 of the time on the boat wasted. I hope that makes you all feel a little safer.
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The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Really I only signed up because I'll get to travel to dozens of foreign countries where the drinking age is 18, and my recruiter told me that in lots of these countries you can get a bottle of Captain Morgans for like $1.85. So I'm stocking up.
Basically he told me after tech school, training, etc. I'll be spending 1/4 of the time on the boat wasted. I hope that makes you all feel a little safer.
Basically he told me after tech school, training, etc. I'll be spending 1/4 of the time on the boat wasted. I hope that makes you all feel a little safer.

Back with a Vengeance
Watch out for underwater mountians, Japanese fishing boats, and faulty nuclear reactors. Yeah I think that's it. Any specific class of submarine you gonna be working on, like Sea Wolf class, Ohio class, Conneticut class, Sturgeon class, Los Angeles class???-

Crazy Ass Gen'Dai
Haha, you'll be gay when you get out.

Return of the King of the Cafe!
"In the navy..."

Back with a Vengeance
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Daemon was assigned a submarine full of women? And lesbians at that? Could happen. Lib rights and all that.

Blink If You Can Hear Me
You know what would be funny? If Kraken shut the fuck up.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

fuck that duck
I would join the navy. But our submarines are sub-par, at best.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Crazy Ass Gen'Dai
That would be a horrible sub-marine...

Sith Master
i was going for the army. but then i figured a couple more years of college and i'll be in law school.
... and i didnt want to give up the drugs.
... and i didnt want to give up the drugs.

Blink If You Can Hear Me
Demosthenes X:
I would join the navy. But our submarines are sub-par, at best.
Boooooooooooo. Bad pun alert.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis