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21  2:05am 22/06/05        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Really I only signed up because I'll get to travel to dozens of foreign countries where the drinking age is 18, and my recruiter told me that in lots of these countries you can get a bottle of Captain Morgans for like $1.85. So I'm stocking up.

Basically he told me after tech school, training, etc. I'll be spending 1/4 of the time on the boat wasted. I hope that makes you all feel a little safer.
22  3:06am 22/06/05        
Back with a Vengeance
Watch out for underwater mountians, Japanese fishing boats, and faulty nuclear reactors. Yeah I think that's it. Any specific class of submarine you gonna be working on, like Sea Wolf class, Ohio class, Conneticut class, Sturgeon class, Los Angeles class???-
23  3:47am 22/06/05        
Crazy Ass Gen'Dai
Haha, you'll be gay when you get out.
24  3:48am 22/06/05        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
"In the navy..."
25  3:54am 22/06/05        
Back with a Vengeance
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Daemon was assigned a submarine full of women? And lesbians at that? Could happen. Lib rights and all that.
26  3:58am 22/06/05        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
You know what would be funny? If Kraken shut the fuck up.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
27  4:35am 22/06/05        
fuck that duck
I would join the navy. But our submarines are sub-par, at best.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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28  4:45am 22/06/05        
Crazy Ass Gen'Dai
That would be a horrible sub-marine...
29  5:41am 22/06/05        
Sith Master
i was going for the army. but then i figured a couple more years of college and i'll be in law school.

... and i didnt want to give up the drugs.
30  6:34am 22/06/05        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Demosthenes X:
I would join the navy. But our submarines are sub-par, at best.

Boooooooooooo. Bad pun alert.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

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