All their attempts to be edgy and modern are actually quite offensive.
I'd rather they just fired people who couldn't entertain without their penis in a corpse, and let those who could, do.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis