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21  2:21am 11/04/05        
fuck that duck
Well, her first name was Alice or something. But you know what people are gonna do with that...
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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22  2:41pm 11/04/05        
Internaut
Seth Vinda:
A woman called Al?
weird.
I thought that was AI at first (ai), which is the abbreviation of Artificial Intelligence.
23  6:30pm 11/04/05        
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
You would, nerd boy.

How is AI Coholic funny?
24  10:09pm 11/04/05        
Internaut
It just occured to me that being named Artificial Intelligence would be strange, and could cause problems in school.
25  2:24am 12/04/05        
Wayward Jedi Knight
I browsed that google. Found a white supremist site. Was greatly disturbed. That girl is doomed to have her ass up her throat for life. Whether it be because she turns out to be a white supremist herself or not...the name gurantees it.
26  4:03am 12/04/05        
fuck that duck
I have to wonder how humanity has lasted this long when we're stupid enough to believe in racial superiority... and whether we even deserve to be here with those kinds of attitudes.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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27  6:49pm 12/04/05        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
Well, considering the people giving Archie the names have to provide SS#'s or the immigrant equavalient of it, the names and numbers have to match in the system or no go... so you can't lie, or your told your uneligible to work in the USA and the company can't hire you :-p
28  10:16pm 13/04/05        
Jedi Master
True enough. People are still stupid enough to try, though.

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