The Rebel Faction

And this is why you guys dont get laid as much... May be bad but ya gotta pretend to like it...

Heazure:

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And this is why you guys dont get laid as much... May be bad but ya gotta pretend to like it... :P

Could've fooled me.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to j00

Xion:

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Pretending to love the idiocy of others is wrong.

Deep in the dense darkness of the twilight,
I left a gash in you,
I left you bloodied in the night.

It wasn't my fault, I swear on my life.
For what happened to you,
My friend, on that fateful night.

Forgive me, please.
I knew not the consequences of this action,
This painful attraction.

I stubbed you on my computer desk chair,
Oh big toe, my one true love.
Now I'm left bandaging you in my bathroom.
It stings a little.
A single tear forms in the corner of my eye.

Oh woe is me... Suicide is clearly the only answer, for surely no one soul has experienced this degree of pain before.

Owls don't have toes.