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21 12:59am 29/12/04

Blink If You Can Hear Me

You pissed on your neighbours leg? What is wrong with you?

OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.

I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

ExarGanis

22 1:12am 29/12/04

We used to have 2 siamese cats, that I truly did not trust. They were smart, agile, and discreet. They knew how to take a whizz in the toilet, and they had the skills to open doors. (My dad loves cats. He taught them). One night when I fell asleep, one of the cats tried to suffocate me by sitting on my face. Now, I've got a dog called a Snauzhaur. In other words, I'll stick wtih the loyal "Man's Best Friend".

Damalis Skywalker

23 1:19am 29/12/04

Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear

My uncle's dog, named Duke, did that to a lady once.. pissed on her leg. Actually, he did it every time he saw her but the weird thing was she never noticed... Yap yap, never stopped talking while this huge 100 pound pit bull-leapard mix pissed all down her leg.

Also, Duke's sister was the dog that ripped this guy's ear off. My uncle was at a bar one night and this guy staggered up to him saying he was going to sue him and take him to court. Really confused my uncle because he didn't have a clue who the guy was, so he asked him why did he think he could take him to court. The guy replied "because I was crawling around your car trying to steal your gas a couple months back and that damn big dog of your's came out of no where and ripped my ear off..." My uncle thought it was damned funny.

The guy was lucky though. Sadie was a hunting dog, pit-leapard mix too, and he was lucky she got a hold of his ear and not his throat :b

Demosthenes X

24 1:33am 29/12/04

fuck that duck

I hate cats.

[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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s'Il

25 2:03am 29/12/04

Becomes A TNO Agent

Thank you for your well thought out and informative post, Demo.

So far, I've had to replace underwear, a shower curtain, and Skeletor came about THIS close to breaking my PS2. But I still love them

It's all worth it to watch them sleeping on the couch though, or staring at the TV while I play a game.

Park Kraken

26 2:26am 29/12/04

Back with a Vengeance

My sister owns two cats, that are very nice and well behaved. Most of the time. But Keesa, the furrier of the two cats, was having problems one week due to some candy she found under the couch. She was having very stinky gas attacks. Then the week after that, she was having diahrrea attacks all over the house and everyplace else except for the litter box.

Demosthenes X

27 2:30am 29/12/04

fuck that duck

Hey, it got the point across. Did you really want to read 2000 words on why I hate cats?

[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Theren Gevel

28 3:09am 29/12/04

friend of the sleeping pill

Cue scrap between Isstal and S'Il.

Samantha Koortyn

29 3:10am 29/12/04

Dis aliter visum. <br>IQ Rating: 140

Pirate has a Patrick Duffy Leg?

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Titus

30 3:36am 29/12/04

Internaut

He wears it for the shock effect every now and then.

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