Jaina Solo could exist! Who knows what Ahnk was doing with all of those evil clones.
Maybe Tyscio Korban is not even married to the real Leia Organa!
That would explain the twins' parental identity crisis?
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis