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Sith Master
yeah, dont be to harsh on that .001%. Britney is possibly the worst singer in the whole of the world. I would rather listen to monkeys playing the bongo then to hear her. But in all reality, places like MTV never play anything good... besides Cold Play everything else sucks.

<b>I Have Many Names And Many Titles,<br>But Im Still Just Jayde!</b>
Hey, I happen to like her music alot. Sure, her image has gotten worse and more trashy with each album shes made, but I happen to like her music.
Besides, its either her or Spice Girls, and I like them too. Whatever I think sounds good, I listen to it.
Eminem
Britney Spears
Spice Girls
Destiny's Child
Beyonce
Kelly Rowland
Nelly
DMX
Dr. Dre
Snoop Dog
Puff Daddy/P. Diddy
Ice Cube
Ice T
Pat Benatar
Aaliyah
A*Teens
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony (my fav group)
Mariah Carey
More I cant think of right now...get the picture?
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Besides, its either her or Spice Girls, and I like them too. Whatever I think sounds good, I listen to it.
Eminem
Britney Spears
Spice Girls
Destiny's Child
Beyonce
Kelly Rowland
Nelly
DMX
Dr. Dre
Snoop Dog
Puff Daddy/P. Diddy
Ice Cube
Ice T
Pat Benatar
Aaliyah
A*Teens
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony (my fav group)
Mariah Carey
More I cant think of right now...get the picture?

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Blink If You Can Hear Me
All mass-manufactured mindless dribble with no substance and little artistic ingenuity.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

Sith Master
Quick, let us patent that list ASAP! We can sell it as the worst compiled "singers" of the year! "Who not to listen to."
Seriously, listen to what you want to. But in all honesty, I think they all suck. Please let me explain:
Eminem: Homosexual with absolutley no talent in the world.
Britney Spears: Need I say more.
Spice Girls: Oh god, the worst group that chanced a place in USA.
Destiny's Child: NO NO NO NO NO
Beyonce: Wears a sign "buy my CD because it will help your sexual inferiority."
Kelly Rowland: Please stop.
Nelly: How come he wears that patch always?
DMX: I cannot understand what he's yelling.
Dr. Dre: NO NO NO NO NO
Snoop Dog: NO NO NO NO NO
Puff Daddy/P. Diddy: NO NO NO NO NO
Ice Cube: NO NO NO NO NO
Ice T: NO NO NO NO NO
Pat Benatar: NO NO NO NO NO
Aaliyah: a has been.
A*Teens: NO NO NO NO NO
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: a has beens.
Mariah Carey: Wears a sign "buy my CD because it will help your sexual inferiority."
Seriously, listen to what you want to. But in all honesty, I think they all suck. Please let me explain:
Eminem: Homosexual with absolutley no talent in the world.
Britney Spears: Need I say more.
Spice Girls: Oh god, the worst group that chanced a place in USA.
Destiny's Child: NO NO NO NO NO
Beyonce: Wears a sign "buy my CD because it will help your sexual inferiority."
Kelly Rowland: Please stop.
Nelly: How come he wears that patch always?
DMX: I cannot understand what he's yelling.
Dr. Dre: NO NO NO NO NO
Snoop Dog: NO NO NO NO NO
Puff Daddy/P. Diddy: NO NO NO NO NO
Ice Cube: NO NO NO NO NO
Ice T: NO NO NO NO NO
Pat Benatar: NO NO NO NO NO
Aaliyah: a has been.
A*Teens: NO NO NO NO NO
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: a has beens.
Mariah Carey: Wears a sign "buy my CD because it will help your sexual inferiority."

Return of the King of the Cafe!
Um, you didn't really explain why they were bad.
Merely create a lot of insults.
Of course, I don't like them either, but that's not the point.
Merely create a lot of insults.
Of course, I don't like them either, but that's not the point.

Internaut
More theme songs, less flaming!

<b>I Have Many Names And Many Titles,<br>But Im Still Just Jayde!</b>
Emeinem has talent, for God's sake...
*is sure to get shot by Kas for that one*
So does Bone Thugs...
But hey, I listen to what I think is good.
Sorry I dont listen to Metallica or Nine Inch Nails or Limp Bizkit, or even Linkin Park...
Actually, there are a few Metallica songs that I like, but not many. My favorite one being The Memory Remains...
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*is sure to get shot by Kas for that one*
So does Bone Thugs...
But hey, I listen to what I think is good.
Sorry I dont listen to Metallica or Nine Inch Nails or Limp Bizkit, or even Linkin Park...
Actually, there are a few Metallica songs that I like, but not many. My favorite one being The Memory Remains...

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friend of the sleeping pill
Hey, I happen to like her music alot. Sure, her image has gotten worse and more trashy with each album shes made, but I happen to like her music.Yes, there was a time Britney Spears seemed like a legitimate artist with integrity and a cohesive message.
Besides, its either her or Spice Girls, and I like them too. Whatever I think sounds good, I listen to it.
By the way, nice to know that you evaluate music based on the pretty sounds and how many people will like you for listening to it.
Eminem - mysogyny repackaged.It's nice to see rap artists in there with other commercialized bullshit. It should wake up all you rap-loving numbskulls to the fact that your music is pre-packaged and meaningless.
Britney Spears - bullshit.
Spice Girls - bullshit.
Destiny's Child - bullshit.
Beyonce - bullshit divided by three.
Kelly Rowland - bullshit divided by three.
Nelly - annoying bullshit.
DMX - hoarse-voiced and angst-filled but ultimately meaningless bullshit.
Dr. Dre - bullshit.
Snoop Dog - stoned bullshit.
Puff Daddy/P. Diddy - shamelessly commercial bullshit.
Ice Cube - frozen winter bullshit.
Ice T - frozen winter bullshit.
Pat Benatar - bullshit.
Aaliyah - death as a commercial sales tactic.
A*Teens - bullshit.
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony (my fav group) - I don't even know who the @#%$ this is, but I'm sure it's bullshit.
Mariah Carey - bullshit.
Sorry I dont listen to Metallica or Nine Inch Nails or Limp Bizkit, or even Linkin Park...Yes I listen to Metallica and NIN and Limp and Linkin Park! I am a hardcore new metal fag! Look at me! I am very angry at my parents! Please look at me I require attention to survive.
Actually, there are a few Metallica songs that I like, but not many. My favorite one being The Memory Remains...
Christ. Frankly Jade when your opinion on art is so simple minded and the reasoning behind it so scant it is an insult to legitimate art.


friend of the sleeping pill
By the way Recon, I was the first one with a self-depricating sig.


Return of the King of the Cafe!
evaluate music based on the pretty sounds
A lot of music is just pretty sounds. It'd be nice if it was more, but pretty sounds are just fine with me.
Anyways, I think TRF needs a theme song.
Perhaps based off of Monty Python's "Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok"