".....ster. Yes, that right. For those of you just joining us, today's top story here at the Galactic News Federation is the shock appointment of the newcomer Super Saiya-Jin GoGeta as a Jedi Master. The existing Masters have all pronounced themselves to be inferior next to this 'pefect example of a resident of our Galaxy' (as one spokesjedi put it) and demoted themselves to the rank of Padawan. Now over to Tobias, at the scene:
'Thank you Miranda. Well, we've just now hearing reports that the leaders of both the Galactic Coalition and the Bounty Hunters' Guild are on their way here, as we speak, to turn over control of their organisations to this Master Super Saiya-Jin GoGeta. Back to you, Miranda.'
Thank you Tobias. In other news today, the Empire is decommissioning all of its Star Destroyer and Super Star Destroyer class vessels. They will be replaced with a genetically modified pig. Here's an interview with a project engineer recorded earlier today:
'Yes, that's right. We were having problems with the pig in the early stages, until we added wings for stability during atmospheric flight. We expect the pig to reach 0.6 past lightspeed turning it in to a baco......"