The Zune's wifi features are useless. Yeah, you can share music, but the other person can only listen to the song three times before it disapears. And it can't sync wirelessly - that at least would have been cool. iPod owners can't transfer songs they've purchased on iTunes. And "renting" music is a lame premise over all.
The iPhone has its weaknesses (not enough storage, for starters, and weak battery life). But by all accounts, the user interface is extremely well designed, and it has some really neat new features.
Saying it has "too much stuff" to work is asinine. It's like saying that a computer has too many functions to make work - and the iPhone is, in essense, a mini-computer. No, the camera will not be as good as a dedicated video camera. The storage is overshadowed by a proper iPod.
But it is certainly the best all-in-one available (by appearances). Not for everyone, no, but the best looking alternative out there.
Your Swiss army knife example is kind of lame: they're designed for convenience and emergency use. Obviously larger blades et al. would make for a massive unit, and then you would complain about the size.
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-Mitch Hedberg
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