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11  8:34pm 24/10/06        
Back with a Vengeance
Park Kraken is newly-crowned casanova
After making love to 23 sheep at once

Only 23? Insulting. :mad
12  8:46pm 24/10/06        
Intergalactic "Hide and Seek" Champion
Brutus Nogoth walked on water

Brutus Nogoth only fell in after looking down cartoon-style




*Smiles and waves at his new found faithful*
13  9:49pm 24/10/06        
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Registered Sex Offender<br><b>The TRF Staff Does Not Support Or Condone The Existence Of Ren Janggar</b>
"Ren Janggar was crowned as royalty

After taking over the world and declaring themselves Overlord"


Sounds about right.
14  10:18pm 24/10/06        
He only watches soccer for the riots
Kach Thorton saved the whales
By killing off their only natural predator - man

God damn! I wanted to nuke the whales.

*is appaled by the irony*
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
 
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.

"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
15  12:19am 25/10/06        
The Slothful Padawan
Irtar discovered time travel

Irtar is now selling the drug that allowed it for 1 million dollars a pill
16  12:58am 25/10/06        
He only watches soccer for the riots
I got that one for my Jesh Tolli guy.

That's right, I tried all 11 of my guys names
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
 
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.

"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
17  5:40am 25/10/06        
Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
Snowkan dives off a building
And misses the pool by mere inches
That strikes me as somewhat fitting lol... ;) :p
All of these are very amusing I have to say...


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18  8:00pm 25/10/06        
Internaut
Titus throws cream pie at Michael Moore

Who then devours it and asks for more




That's ... strange.
19  9:31pm 25/10/06        
fuck that duck
It's just a random headline generator... lame. I expected an internet quiz that would return deep, philosophical headlines based on twenty inane questions about who I would sleep with.

You've failed me again, internet!
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-Mitch Hedberg
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20  12:34am 26/10/06        
TNO's Finest
Kaine:

...threw their shoe at a lighthouse
The lighthouse toppled over killing 3 people


Omnae:

...fought Jet Li to the death
Memorials will be held for Omnae tomorrow


Real Name:

...starved to death while playing computer games
Was later revived by the milk of Angelina Jolie



LOL...

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