Park Kraken is newly-crowned casanova
After making love to 23 sheep at once
Only 23? Insulting. :mad
Park Kraken is newly-crowned casanova
After making love to 23 sheep at once
Kach Thorton saved the whales
By killing off their only natural predator - man
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.
"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.
"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.
Snowkan dives off a buildingThat strikes me as somewhat fitting lol...
And misses the pool by mere inches
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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...threw their shoe at a lighthouse
The lighthouse toppled over killing 3 people
...fought Jet Li to the death
Memorials will be held for Omnae tomorrow
...starved to death while playing computer games
Was later revived by the milk of Angelina Jolie