The Rebel Faction

Somehow this doesn't sound like a terrorist attack. I mean, it was too low key. If anything, this was probably an accident. This just sounds like someone ran into something. Knowing the Brits, anyone here from jolly ol' England don't take this too personal, it was an accident. I knew they needed to get rid of their damn round-abouts. Well, if had something to do with a round-about, it'll show them, won't it.

*in a British accent*
Sorry if I scared you.

Ah, Excel Saga. No wonder your so fucking screwed up inside the head.