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defy the tyrannous stars
eBay is so dangerously addictive.

in the depths of r'lyeh<br>IQ Rating: 200<br>She's smarterer than everyone!
Yes, yes it is. My fingers are just twitching to order things I don't have the money for, and the thought of being arrested right afterwards for breaking the contract or whatnot is the only thing that keeps me from not going ahead and placing bids on anything and everything I see of interest.
Oh woe.
Oh woe.
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Sith Master
e-bay is owned by the devil.

Jedi Masterwan ... ... Shaken, Not Stirred
No, but I'm sure the devil uses e-bay.
Souls are going cheap nowadays.
Souls are going cheap nowadays.
Bananas

Jedi Mastah
*sews milkshakes lips and eyes together then laces him with cyanide and runs away*

Jedi Master
Good to know Kamon is in his normal mood.

Jedi Mastah
*sneaks up behind Silus and puts a small bomb in the hood of his cloak then runs away again*
Oh yeah. Forgot something.
*Detonates bomb*
Oh yeah. Forgot something.
*Detonates bomb*

Any spare change?
Ebay rules, I spend far too much (quality) time there as it is.


Vance Jas; Sith Lord
I might try selling locational oxygen on eBay: "Need better air? We'll send it to you from our highly advanced oxygen factory! Serving all locations in the world, for a suitable fee for your easier breathing and well being."
...I don't think that's been done before, and people seem to be stupid enough to believe products, no matter how out there.
...I don't think that's been done before, and people seem to be stupid enough to believe products, no matter how out there.

fuck that duck
I bid on a set of alloys for my car on ebay once.
I was outbid at the last second (quite literally) by another user.
I was quite disappointed.
I was outbid at the last second (quite literally) by another user.
I was quite disappointed.
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-Mitch Hedberg
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