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Bounty Hunter
I do drugs ALL the time. One time I actually ran up and down my sub-division claiming that the end was near- I was sooooo high...
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
I passed my Navy physical today, haven't touched a drug in almost 2 months.
I'm going on a coke benge before the end of the week inspired by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. If you do drugs or enjoy weird movies, watch this shit.
I'm going on a coke benge before the end of the week inspired by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. If you do drugs or enjoy weird movies, watch this shit.
Bounty Hunter
im pretty sure hyfe an i at least get laid every other day or so.
I can't imagine a life without being laid once a night. I can't even imagine a life of being a bear where all your family dies in a plane crash and now I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow. Touché Cosmart....
The Slothful Padawan
Hyfe, I'm not cheap, I'm just a bit thrifty 
Blink If You Can Hear Me
She's got a second hole, man! Next time go for it, the worst that can happen is 8-10 years in prison!
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Figures that you'd know the exact sentence.
fuck that duck
Wasn't it the Air Force last week...?
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Blink If You Can Hear Me
Yeah, but, consider...
IN THE NAVY, you can sail the seven seas. IN THE NAVY, you can put your mind at ease. IN THE NAVY, can't you see we need a hand. IN THE NAVY, come on and join your fellow man.
They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.
IN THE NAVY, you can sail the seven seas. IN THE NAVY, you can put your mind at ease. IN THE NAVY, can't you see we need a hand. IN THE NAVY, come on and join your fellow man.
They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
IN THE NAVY, marching two by two. IN THE NAVY, we'll be dead before we're through.
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Yes. Was the Air Force for about a month.
I wasn't willing to wait 6 months, and the Navy offered me a better deal.
I'll be going in as an E-3 because I'm an Eagle Scout, meaning I'll be making about 300 a month more than standard enlistee's. I'm going to be working on electronics/computers on submarines so I'll be getting extra sea pay, submarine pay, and combat pay, plus a $6,000 signing bonus, like $30,000 from the GI bill towards future college, and by the time I finish with tech school for this program I'll have earned 52 college credits, so I'll be coming out with fat cash and almost enough college credits for an Associates degree just from tech school alone.
I did pretty well on the ASVAB (a military placement test), and apparantly only 5 % of those that enlist are eligible for this job, so I'm pretty happy with it.
I ship off on August 16th so I won't be around really at all after that for a few months.
I wasn't willing to wait 6 months, and the Navy offered me a better deal.
I'll be going in as an E-3 because I'm an Eagle Scout, meaning I'll be making about 300 a month more than standard enlistee's. I'm going to be working on electronics/computers on submarines so I'll be getting extra sea pay, submarine pay, and combat pay, plus a $6,000 signing bonus, like $30,000 from the GI bill towards future college, and by the time I finish with tech school for this program I'll have earned 52 college credits, so I'll be coming out with fat cash and almost enough college credits for an Associates degree just from tech school alone.
I did pretty well on the ASVAB (a military placement test), and apparantly only 5 % of those that enlist are eligible for this job, so I'm pretty happy with it.
I ship off on August 16th so I won't be around really at all after that for a few months.