The Rebel Faction
Register today to customize your account.
Galactic Citizen

The Rebel Faction » Forums » General Discussion » Rebel Cafe » Like "I'm Sandy, Sandy Beach", only better!

<<<>>>123

Master Ahnk
11  5:35pm 10/04/05        
Blink If You Can Hear Me
milkshake:
'Aryan Justice' could be a normal name if you said it right.

When I think of normal names, I think, "Bob", "Joe", "Mike", "Jenny"... not "Aryan Justice".
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
Scipio Arien
12  5:40pm 10/04/05        
Commonwealth Ambassador
Hey!
Seth Vinda
13  5:47pm 10/04/05        
Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
hahaha!
Zarko the Mad
14  6:35pm 10/04/05        
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
LOL!

Looks like we've got our own white supremacist and didn't even know it.
Damalis Skywalker
15  10:23pm 10/04/05        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
Archie works for a company where people have to call in about a tax thing and some of the weirdest names he's come across are Velveeta, Cinderella, Pepsi, Rapunzella, Coke, Orangejello, Lemonjello, Virgin, Thumbelina, Penis, Hymen, Condom, Fightmaster, Clymidia, Hamburger Helper and one person who was named after a demon.

And I'm not making those up...
Silus
16  10:51pm 10/04/05        
Jedi Master
You might not be making that up, but those calling might.

Of course, this is humanity we're talking about, so those really could be true.
Slaskia
17  11:08pm 10/04/05        
N00b eating Ru'Tyra
I remember hearing a story once where the parents named their daughter 'Bottled'.

Their sir name was 'Beer'.

><
[size=1]Active Threads[/size]
Demosthenes X
18  12:59am 11/04/05        
fuck that duck
This makes me lose all faith in human kind... that being said, I think the best has to be Miss Al Coholic...

True story.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
[/size]
Seth Vinda
19  1:30am 11/04/05        
Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat
A woman called Al?

weird.
Vodo Baas
20  1:57am 11/04/05        
ad astra per aspera
Damalis Skywalker:
Archie works for a company where people have to call in about a tax thing and some of the weirdest names he's come across are Velveeta, Cinderella, Pepsi, Rapunzella, Coke, Orangejello, Lemonjello, Virgin, Thumbelina, Penis, Hymen, Condom, Fightmaster, Clymidia, Hamburger Helper and one person who was named after a demon.
And I'm not making those up...





"Hi. My name is Penis Johnson."

<<<>>>123