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11  5:32pm 05/03/05        
El mas chingon!
I want him as President.
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12  5:39pm 05/03/05        
fuck that duck
No you don't. Theren wants him as President, and in a vain effort to fit in on this internet message board, you emulate his ideas.

In other news:

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[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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13  5:50pm 05/03/05        
friend of the sleeping pill
Yeah homo.
14  4:06am 06/03/05        
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Jedi Masterwan ... ... Shaken, Not Stirred
Lol, were you going to say something, Gash?
Bananas
15  4:59am 06/03/05        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
you know, every time Hootington posts all I read is Blah Blah Blah and my brain says "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie pop"?
16  6:47am 06/03/05        
Waterman Aficionado
Ms. Damalis, every chauvinistic, pig-like strand of dna in my male being violently grips me by the feathery groin and demands a suitably "male," reply, in the style of the following (which I also apologize in advance for):

"I've got a tootsie pop...in my PANTS! LOLOLoloLolLL!!111oneone"

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? How 'bout we find out together-like? </wink>"

"UG! UG! ME LIEK'M BOOBIES!!11"


That being said, if I was sexually talented in any form, I'd write you the steamiest sex letter ever written. But because I'm inadequate in every way imaginable, I'll leave you with this short list of cute things to hug:

1. Teddy Bear
2. Kitty
3. Grandma
4. Midget
17  7:36am 06/03/05        
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
OMFG THAT WAS THE BEST POST THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE AT TRF!!!!!!!!!!
and just so you know i typed all of that while holding shift because i didnt realize before i finished that i coud put caps log on but i figured it out now and thats why im typing this

That post was amazing!

So witty and sarcastic and eloquent haha nice one.

Seriously I like this post a lot guys i think i give it a 10/10 omgwtfhahahajesusjuice
18  9:40am 06/03/05        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
ha! for once I wasn't aiming for dirty... :b

seriously, IS that the Tootsie Pop owl in that picture?
19  10:25am 06/03/05        
Waterman Aficionado
Damalis Skywalker:
ha! for once I wasn't aiming for dirty... :b
seriously, IS that the Tootsie Pop owl in that picture?

Actually madame, this is the owl from the Waterman flash series. Although you may refer to me as Mr. Owl if you'd like. -Winks through monocle-
20  4:30pm 06/03/05        
Agent of the Union
Where do I fit into this equation?
Farfalen Admiral
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