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ack! yeah, breaking down on 10th Street.... baaaaaaaaad
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At least I drive better than the tourists from Ontario. :p
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...I hate tourists from Canada. I have nothing against Canadians but earlier this summer I was almost in a wreck with a Canadian man in a mini van that didn't realize when turning onto a road you don't cross into the far lane. Especially with a car in that lane that will have to slam on brakes to keep from running into you. Gah!
fuck that duck
People in Ontario can't drive. But you blew three tires out at once, so this is what they call a case of the pot calling the kettle black.
Imbecile.
Imbecile.
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I blew out three tires at once, because someone pulling out from a supply store accidentally left a box of roofing nails on the top of their car or something, because they were scattered all over the road. Incidentally, it was at the same supply store that I had to walk to use their phone. :p
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fuck that duck
I could chose to believe you.
But I'd rather insult your poor driving skills.
But I'd rather insult your poor driving skills.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
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But I don't have poor driving skills, just poor car mantinence skills. I accidentally put Power Steering Fluid into the Transmission Fluid valve one time, but what do you know, it helped the transmission better than anything else! Oh and one reason that the actuator thingy that recharges the battery went dead is because there was no oil in the engine. 
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El mas chingon!
*rubs face*
Remember this:
1. Change the oil every 2,000 miles
2. Check your tire pressure. Should be about 30-35 psi
3. Check your battery. If there is build-up on the terminals, clean it with baking soda and water.
4. Check your brake fluid. Very important if you want your car to slow down.
5. Check power steering. You can maneuver much better when it is topped.
6. Check transmission fluid.
Should be about it.
Remember this:
1. Change the oil every 2,000 miles
2. Check your tire pressure. Should be about 30-35 psi
3. Check your battery. If there is build-up on the terminals, clean it with baking soda and water.
4. Check your brake fluid. Very important if you want your car to slow down.
5. Check power steering. You can maneuver much better when it is topped.
6. Check transmission fluid.
Should be about it.
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