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El mas chingon!
One day, Sam will be my girlfriend.
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
You kinda said that out loud, Frank.
Blink If You Can Hear Me
General Grevious:
One day, Sam will be my girlfriend.
Do you plan to pee on her?
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
It's Like Shaking Hands
Vincent Harker:Now I've heard of not being able to hold it... but that sounds a bit extreme, if I do say so myself.
Question: Have you ever accidentally peed all over your girlfriend?
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
Has anyone else ever had a girlfriend that peed all over everything when she got drunk?
I'll kill you dead!
Question: Do you enjoy your free pee? One day...
Fat Rooster
Daemon Hyfe:???
Has anyone else ever had a girlfriend that peed all over everything when she got drunk?
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Only OS.
She's mite silly when she's on a kegger.
Don't tell her I said that.
She's mite silly when she's on a kegger.
Don't tell her I said that.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
Jedi Master
I don't drink beer, never have. So that disproves the kegger part. As for the rest, I will kick your ass in person later.
Now for my story...
One lovely thirsty Thursday, freshman year my roomie went out to a bar as she did every thursday, got wasted, and brought home a one night stand. I watched this one night stand get up in the morning and stagger around the room as if looking for something, before going back to my roomie's side of the room and promptly taking a very long, disgusting piss on the floor under her desk.
I was very, very pissed off. I am not one to allow my room to become a urinal, especially given how much I paid for that dungeon.
An hour later, my roomie woke up and fell out of bed butt naked onto the floor, landing in the puddle of pee. She had no idea what it was and rolled around all in it, in a hung over, still slightly drunken stupor. I saw this too, as I was at my comp getting ready for class. I had myself a chuckle, and went off to class knowing that my roomie rolling in her guys piss like she was, was ample punishment for her dirty deeds. Plus all her shit was soaked in urine.
Serves that dirty whore right.
Now for my story...
One lovely thirsty Thursday, freshman year my roomie went out to a bar as she did every thursday, got wasted, and brought home a one night stand. I watched this one night stand get up in the morning and stagger around the room as if looking for something, before going back to my roomie's side of the room and promptly taking a very long, disgusting piss on the floor under her desk.
I was very, very pissed off. I am not one to allow my room to become a urinal, especially given how much I paid for that dungeon.
An hour later, my roomie woke up and fell out of bed butt naked onto the floor, landing in the puddle of pee. She had no idea what it was and rolled around all in it, in a hung over, still slightly drunken stupor. I saw this too, as I was at my comp getting ready for class. I had myself a chuckle, and went off to class knowing that my roomie rolling in her guys piss like she was, was ample punishment for her dirty deeds. Plus all her shit was soaked in urine.
Serves that dirty whore right.
Fat Rooster
ha ha ha!!! That's fucking disgusting!!!