When I said my Birthday was December 25, I was implying that I was Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, whichever genius started that calendar (which wasn't you, I remember) didn't get it.
It is however, one of my friend's birthday today. So Merry Birthday, and all that, to her.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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