Eff was creepily quiet all the way to meeting Norax, only the grating sound of his rolling treads to mark his presence right behind her. By the time they reached the aquatic observation room, that dull, repetitive sound had become all but unbearable.
“Norax!” Amarata exclaimed the moment she caught sight of the Shard, relieved perhaps for the first time in her life to hear her own voice out loud. “See, I told you we'd find him here,” she added, her voice trailing off halfway through the proclamation as she remembered that she was just talking to a droid.
She rushed up beside the Shard and came to an abrupt stop, twisting on the balls of her feet until she was facing the same direction as Norax, letting her tail whip around and slap the backs of its legs lightly. “How are the fishies today?” she asked with a big grin on her face, craning her neck up to see its face.
Norax's generically humanoid droid shell was about thirty centimeters taller than Amarata. She had heard that some Shards were too large to fit into regular sized droids, so the ones who opted for humanoid shapes tended to scale up the entire shell rather than have a disproportionately large torso.
Amarata shrugged her own thought away as Norax answered her question. “They are quite serene, Captain.” Its voice came in a low, vaguely masculine tone.
“I've already told you to call me Amarata,” she said, bumping his leg with the end of her tail again.
“Very well, Amarata.” Norax spent a few seconds staring at Eff, its articulated facial features nevertheless neutral and blank.
“Oh,” Amarata realized after spending equally as long staring at Norax, “This is E4-2F.” She gestured grandly at the Confederation droid.
“Eff,” Eff corrected.
“Err, uhh, right,” Amarata mumbled, looking back and forth between the two awkwardly. “Anyway, I found Norax here on our first day, at lunch time, and we've been having all kinds of neat chats ever since.”
“Greetings . . . Eff,” Norax said after a brief pause, regarding the droid and ignoring Amarata's comment.
“Cam informed me and my colleagues -” Eff began, rolling in closer to the two.
“Cam?” Norax asked, eyes darting from Eff to Amarata, then back.
“Uh . . . yeah,” Amarata managed weakly, squeezing one thumb with the opposite hand at her waist to keep from fidgeting. Norax's brain worked so fast! Or at least, the natural crystalline semiconductor network it had in place of a brain . . . whatever. “It's a long, unnecessary sort of . . .”
Eff tried to explain: “Captain Amarata indicated that the naming method of my series -”
“That's really not necessary,” Amarata said, waving a hand to try and shut him up, intentionally avoiding his name as she did so.
Eff rolled his right tread forward, pivoting on his immobile left, until he was facing Amarata squarely. “Very well,” he said, then rolled back on his right tread until facing Norax again. “As I was saying, Cam informed me and my colleagues that you may be able to place us into contact with Guardian Prime.”
Eff was probably intending to say more, but even the socially inept droid must have picked up on the look of outright scorn that swept across Norax's artificial features. It's head turned slowly from Eff to her, those photoreceptors half-disguised as eyes nevertheless conveying an unforgiving fury.
“I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of any such entity,” Norax said, anger leaking into every word, its eyes not wavering from Amarata once they had locked with hers.
Amarata took a few unsteady steps back, so ashamed and disappointed in herself for something she hadn't even realized was such a big deal. “I just . . . heard some of the others talking and I thought, maybe . . .”
“There is a reason that we do not tell you these things, Captain.”
Amarata, her head already bowed so she wouldn't have to face the Shard's burning gaze, gave a shallow nod. “I'm sorry. I didn't know.”
“That is precisely why -”
“I will serve as an avatar for Guardian Prime,” a new voice said, one oddly reminiscent of Eff's, actually. This voice, though, was coming from Norax.
The switch was so surprising that Amarata jerked her head up, expecting Norax's enraged scowl to have been replaced with a calmer, gentler, more neutral expression. It, unfortunately, was not. “Did . . . did you just slice Norax's vocoder?”
“It most certainly did not,” Norax protested, some of that anger still bleeding through. “My body incorporates a fully functional droid brain -”
“Programmed by Guardian Prime,” the other voice added.
“Yes,” Norax acknowledged reluctantly and uncomfortably, a hint of its anger still present. “We are in constant, uninterrupted multichannel communication, and as it makes its intentions known to me and when it convinces me of their validity, I consent to its use of relevant systems.”
“That sounds . . . intimate,” Amarata managed, having to look away again, glad she wasn't one of those pasty purple-white Ryn who could blush.
“Exceedingly,” Norax affirmed, something not quite anger in his voice, but Amarata could tell that whatever she was missing, it was meant to be unpleasant. “Of course, it's nothing compared to the unity of a Shard colony, or even the remote interface network we have on Orax. The density and richness of direct Shard-to-Shard communication is beyond your mind's capacity to conceive.”
“Oh,” Amarata said weakly. “I didn't know . . .”
“I would like to speak to Guardian Prime,” Eff said, rolling forward to assert its place in the conversation.
Was he coming to her rescue? Or was this just another one of his efforts in “efficiency” designed to optimize the desired outcome of the situation at hand? At the moment, she didn't really care. She was just glad to have Norax's condescending eyes off of her.
“As I said,” the bland voice returned from Norax's vocoder, “I am not truly Guardian Prime. Currently I operate as an autonomous representative in direct communication with Guardian Prime. Present bandwidth restrictions prohibit my full immersion into its will, however the available data stream will be more than adequate for your requirements.”
“You do not know our requirements,” Eff pointed out.
“On the contrary. This facility's Guardian, Gabe, has supplied us with adequate information regarding your intentions here.”
“Spying on us is a violation of the terms of our collaboration,” Eff warned.
“Gabe was spying on Amarata,” the Guardian-thing stated, Norax's angry eyes looking back to her again.
“Appropriate, under the circumstances,” Norax added coldly.
She inched closer to Eff, gripped by a sad sort of self-loathing fear. She couldn't even begin to sort out what feelings were coming from where, and it was taking everything she had not to start shaking visibly or just collapse on the floor.
“If that is the case,” Eff continued, unfazed (it was amazing how he could do that, the lucky droid!), “then Guardian Prime is already aware of our intentions and motivations.”
“It is,” the Guardian voice affirmed.
“I have been informed that its collaboration would be decisive in gaining broad Coalition support; however, I now believe that your involvement, Norax, would prove counter-productive and damaging to our prospects for mutual success. As our prior ignorance resulted in misjudging the utility of this conversation, I have determined that now would be an appropriate time to disengage from it.
“If Guardian Prime determines our proposal to be acceptable, it should utilize alternative means of communication to inform us of that development.”
Eff ran his treads in opposite directions to pivot in place, giving Amarata a once-over. “Cam, your heart rate and blood pressure indicate that we should leave now.”
She nodded, not feeling up to talking right now.
As Eff led the way out of the room meant for casual relaxation, the Guardian voice spoke up one last time. “Captain Amarata?” It was a little softer now, still decidedly bland, but softer.
“Yes?” she managed, looking back.
“No,” Norax said stiffly. “That's enough.”
Eff grabbed her hand and gave it a tug, getting her attention again. “We are leaving now.”
She nodded, following him out of the room.
A few dozen paces past the closed door to the observation room, Sparky started squeaking away again. Amarata had forgotten about the little droid in all of the commotion, but hearing his screechy voice again put a weak smile on her face.
Eff had stopped in place, turning to regard the droid.
“What's he saying?” she asked. Looking down, she noticed a curious light blinking on Sparky's restraining bolt.
“He says he has a message from Guardian Prime, via Gabe.”
Amarata tried to swallow, her dry throat protesting. “What is it?”
“Initially, two words: 'I'm in'. Also, it apologizes for Norax's behavior.”
“Huh,” Amarata said, crouching down to pet Sparky. “Gabe?” she called out, pulling a hydrospanner from her pocket
“Yes, Captain Amarata?”
“Tell Guardian Prime 'thank you'.” She wedged the spanner into the base of the restraining bolt, popping it off and sending it rolling down the hallway. “Then tell it not to boop with my droid.”
“Understood, Captain Amarata.”
As Amarata got back to her feet, something about Eff's disposition caught her attention. She wasn't quite sure what it was, but . . . “Are you okay there, Eff?”
“I am operating within acceptable parameters,” he said, rolling off toward the work area again. “I do, however have a question, though I am uncertain as to whether or not it would be considered appropriate to ask.”
Amarata slowed her pace a little, caught off guard by the strange comment. “Okay . . . how about you give it a try and we'll see what I can do?”
“Give it a try?” he asked. “Is that another figurative statement?”
Another? “Well, yeah. I just mean: ask me, and I'll let you know if it's inappropriate.”
“That is an acceptable course of action,” Eff conceded. “I am curious as to the meaning of 'I'm in'. I do hope it doesn't mean Guardian Prime is in Sparky; that would be an unacceptable violation of his operational autonomy.”
Amarata chuckled, oddly delighted that Eff was proving himself even more naive and ill-equipped than her in a full range of social interactions. She moved in close to pat his clunky shoulder, making sure he didn't accidentally run over her tail with one of his treads. “No, it means that Guardian Prime is in on the plan. It's going to help us.”
“That is favorable news, indeed.”
“Yeah,” she said, taking a few steps away to get her swishing tail out of the danger zone. “Why would that be an inappropriate question, though?”
“I have been informed that certain topics of discussion are inappropriate within certain social contexts.” It was a fantastically evasive answer. “And what about 'boop'?”
Amarata stopped in her (different kind of, and also figurative) tracks. “What?”
Eff came to a stop and looked back at Amarata. “You instructed Gabe to tell Guardian Prime not to 'boop' with Sparky.”
“I did?” she asked, palms getting clammy.
“Yes. What does that mean?”
Oh,
boop.