"Sorry boss, can't come into work today. Yeah, I can't drag myself out of bed... no, not sick, flooded in... I'm fired? What do you mean I'm fired? Can you call 9-1-1 for me... hello? Hello?"
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis