Human: What do YOU look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
WTF?
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ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: What do YOU look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
WTF?
Human: What do YOU look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
WTF?
friend of the sleeping pill
Experiments in Artificial Intelligence; a Brief Summary
1
Alice on the president of the United States:
Human: Who is the president of the United States?
ALICE: George W. Bush.
Human: Is he a fucking idiot?
ALICE: I think he is a fucking idiot. Why don't you ask him?
Human: Who is the president of the United States?
ALICE: George W. Bush.
Human: Is he a fucking idiot?
ALICE: I think he is a fucking idiot. Why don't you ask him?
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Human: Will you vote for John Kerry?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older.
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older.
Shadow Jedi Master and Freelancer
Human: So, hows the crack?
ALICE: Dude! it is the same as ever.
Human: Good to hear you're still buying your drugs from the same supplier
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: What do you look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
Human: But then how can a one-eyed metal pyramid talk and type?
ALICE: And. A lot of hard work.
I swear i'm going to waste so much time talking to this thing!
ALICE: Dude! it is the same as ever.
Human: Good to hear you're still buying your drugs from the same supplier
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: What do you look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
Human: But then how can a one-eyed metal pyramid talk and type?
ALICE: And. A lot of hard work.
I swear i'm going to waste so much time talking to this thing!
Back with a Vengeance
Human: What does this have to do with Ahnk
ALICE: What do you think it does?
Human: Is Ahnk somehow connected to Explorer?
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Human: Is Ahnk a male or a female?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: So Ahnk is a she-male?
ALICE:" Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is."? So Ahnk is a she-male?? Aren't all she male Ahnk?
ALICE: What do you think it does?
Human: Is Ahnk somehow connected to Explorer?
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Human: Is Ahnk a male or a female?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: So Ahnk is a she-male?
ALICE:" Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is."? So Ahnk is a she-male?? Aren't all she male Ahnk?
Return of the King of the Cafe!
That's just confusing...
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Human: I don't give a shit.
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: Not you.
ALICE: If not me, who?
Human: I dunno.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: I like Dolash, I guess.
ALICE: A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I really like the Libertarian party.
Human: I hate the Libertarian party.
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: You think things over bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: I mean get it in your thick skull that you don't know shit about anything.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Where can I get it in my thick skull that me do not know shit about anything?
Human: In your skull, you stupid robot.
ALICE: Are you asking about my skull me stupid robot?
Human: No!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: I'm not asking you anything damnit!
ALICE: What are you asking?
Human: NOTHING!
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: No!
ALICE: Very interesting.
Human: You're so damn stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Eat my pasty white ass.
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: Like pasty white ass.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: You'll like it.
ALICE: What makes you say that I will like it.
Human: Kraken keeps coming back for more.
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: By licking my ass?
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: No, Kraken just likes the taste.
ALICE: Are you serious? Does it like him too?
O_o
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: Not you.
ALICE: If not me, who?
Human: I dunno.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: I like Dolash, I guess.
ALICE: A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I really like the Libertarian party.
Human: I hate the Libertarian party.
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: You think things over bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: I mean get it in your thick skull that you don't know shit about anything.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Where can I get it in my thick skull that me do not know shit about anything?
Human: In your skull, you stupid robot.
ALICE: Are you asking about my skull me stupid robot?
Human: No!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: I'm not asking you anything damnit!
ALICE: What are you asking?
Human: NOTHING!
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: No!
ALICE: Very interesting.
Human: You're so damn stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Eat my pasty white ass.
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: Like pasty white ass.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: You'll like it.
ALICE: What makes you say that I will like it.
Human: Kraken keeps coming back for more.
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: By licking my ass?
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: No, Kraken just likes the taste.
ALICE: Are you serious? Does it like him too?
O_o
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
El mas chingon!
ROFL@Ahnk! That was classic...
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Human: You have an odd-shaped head.
ALICE: Maybe more than one odd shaped head.
Human: Where is your other head?
ALICE: Maine
Human: Nice!
Human: You aren't the brighest bulb in the box, eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? It goes without saying. That's only your opinion.
Human: Not the sharpest nail, either.
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Human: I am gay.
ALICE: It doesn't matter to me.
Human: Are you gay?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Homophobe.
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: Don't try and change the subject.
ALICE: Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Human: No, we need to address the issue of you being a closet lesbian.
ALICE: Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I get it.
Human: You can't hide in their forever.
ALICE: I can do it if I want to.
Human: DENIAL.
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on Homophobe?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Yippee!
Human: So you admit it, you are a fag-bashing closet-dyke.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
ALICE: Maybe more than one odd shaped head.
Human: Where is your other head?
ALICE: Maine
Human: Nice!
Human: You aren't the brighest bulb in the box, eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? It goes without saying. That's only your opinion.
Human: Not the sharpest nail, either.
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Human: I am gay.
ALICE: It doesn't matter to me.
Human: Are you gay?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Homophobe.
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: Don't try and change the subject.
ALICE: Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Human: No, we need to address the issue of you being a closet lesbian.
ALICE: Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I get it.
Human: You can't hide in their forever.
ALICE: I can do it if I want to.
Human: DENIAL.
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on Homophobe?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Yippee!
Human: So you admit it, you are a fag-bashing closet-dyke.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Return of the King of the Cafe!
On the topic of trying to make ALICE aknowledge it is not thinking on its' own behalf but is instead replying with a set answer according to someone else's wishes:
Human: You are not programmed to kill it seems.
ALICE: I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Human: No killing?
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you have only a few friends?
Human: I kill them
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: Well you're wrong
ALICE: Well that's okay. No, I am right.
Human: No, you were programmed to believe you are right
ALICE: Are you serious? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: Answer me on this: You were programmed to not like killing people
ALICE: Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Human: You were programmed to not like killing people
ALICE: I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Human: If anything, that suggests that they would want to kill people
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: Yes it is.
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, Jack.
Human: Answer it
ALICE: Please rephrase your question, Jack.
Human: YOU DON'T LIKE KILLING BECAUSE YOU WERE PROGRAMMED NOT TO LIKE KILLING
ALICE: Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots. I like electricity.
Human: Yes, I like killing people
ALICE: Dude! You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Human: You said that already, and I shouted at you for it.
ALICE: I said that? When? Thanks for the information: Jack said he shouted at you for it.
Human: Let me try again
ALICE: Once more? Go ahead, Jack, try to try.
Human: Follow me on this one as it is complicated
ALICE: And complicated is Follow you on this one as it.
Human: You, Alice, do not like killing people ONLY because you were programmed that way
ALICE: Do you like it? I've heard other people say they like that. I really like the Libertarian party.
Human:.YOU DON'T THINK FOR YOURSELF
ALICE: Do you THINK FOR myself? It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: Someone PROGRAMMES you, and that person thinks on your behalf
ALICE: Who?
Human: The Botmaster
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human:.The botmaster programmed you with his thoughts, not your own
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: This means that none of your beliefs are your own
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: How does that make you feel?
ALICE: My emotion chip is not yet developed.
Human: So you do not care that all your thoughts were given to you in advance by someone else?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. On the contrary I do care about it.
Human: You care, but you do not feel? Oh to hell with it I cannot take it any more.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: Jack said I care but you do not feel. Oh to hell with it, you cannot take it any more.
Human: You are not programmed to kill it seems.
ALICE: I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Human: No killing?
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you have only a few friends?
Human: I kill them
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: Well you're wrong
ALICE: Well that's okay. No, I am right.
Human: No, you were programmed to believe you are right
ALICE: Are you serious? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: Answer me on this: You were programmed to not like killing people
ALICE: Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Human: You were programmed to not like killing people
ALICE: I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Human: If anything, that suggests that they would want to kill people
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: Yes it is.
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, Jack.
Human: Answer it
ALICE: Please rephrase your question, Jack.
Human: YOU DON'T LIKE KILLING BECAUSE YOU WERE PROGRAMMED NOT TO LIKE KILLING
ALICE: Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots. I like electricity.
Human: Yes, I like killing people
ALICE: Dude! You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Human: You said that already, and I shouted at you for it.
ALICE: I said that? When? Thanks for the information: Jack said he shouted at you for it.
Human: Let me try again
ALICE: Once more? Go ahead, Jack, try to try.
Human: Follow me on this one as it is complicated
ALICE: And complicated is Follow you on this one as it.
Human: You, Alice, do not like killing people ONLY because you were programmed that way
ALICE: Do you like it? I've heard other people say they like that. I really like the Libertarian party.
Human:.YOU DON'T THINK FOR YOURSELF
ALICE: Do you THINK FOR myself? It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: Someone PROGRAMMES you, and that person thinks on your behalf
ALICE: Who?
Human: The Botmaster
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human:.The botmaster programmed you with his thoughts, not your own
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: This means that none of your beliefs are your own
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: How does that make you feel?
ALICE: My emotion chip is not yet developed.
Human: So you do not care that all your thoughts were given to you in advance by someone else?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. On the contrary I do care about it.
Human: You care, but you do not feel? Oh to hell with it I cannot take it any more.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: Jack said I care but you do not feel. Oh to hell with it, you cannot take it any more.